I got some spam today. Or so I thought. But after a careful reading, I determined that the misspellings were legitimate and it really was someone applying for a real job, with a real posting on the internet, which they referenced via the URL in the email. I read the message, and verified that the job application's intended recipient had an email similar to mine.
I opted not to forward it to the intended recipient. Attention to detail being a job qualification and all...
So instead, I replied to the sender, informed them of their mistake and...
Suggested several grammatical edits.
The author was
Clearly, I'm a sick, sick, individual.
Do you think I'm going to get a thank you?