News of Weird

A judge in Oklahoma has been charged with conduct constituting an offense involving moral turpitude in violation of the Oklahoma Constitution.

The petition alleges acts including:

1. using a penis pump in court under the bench
2. exposing himself to the court reporter
3. shaving his pubic hair in court

The judge admitted he had the penis pump under the bench during a murder trial (WHAT??), but claims it was a gag gift from a friend [oh, well, in that case... no problem!].