I've been at work for about an hour now, and I just stood up to go to the kitchen to get some tea. When I returned to my chair I realized I had a large purple stain on the right leg of pants and the lower portion of my sweater.
Because I'd taken my chipped burgundy nail polish off this AM.
In the home office.
At the computer.
While checking my email.
In the dark.
Worst part is, I didn't even get all the nail polish off -- the edges of my nails are still dark burgundy and look terrible (but they do match the stains...).
Clearly, my colored nail polish privileges have been revoked.