Slip of the Eyes

I just was at some porn stupid web site that had a blinking animated GIF ad in the top ad space.

You know that space? The portion of the screen that your brain filters out because it's always useless ads?

Well, this time, I was doing a good job of ignoring it but the thing was blinking and the letters kept getting bigger until finally, I had to look.

Because, I SWEAR --

the ad just wouldn't back down, it kept growing in its taunts of me and calling me

BIOTCH!!!

Only, no. Because when I finally let my real brain process the ad, I found it to be an advertisement for BIOTECH!!!

Right.