His dream wedding

[BT & E looking at the wedding checklist]


E: Wedding insurance? Do we have to get that?

BT: Yes.

E: [looks confused]

BT: We are required to get a policy to cover $1,000,000 worth of damage/liability for the wedding. It's on the to do list for this week. I've got to call the homeowner's insurance agent, and if they won't cover it, get a policy through one of the independent vendors.

E: So, what you are saying is, we are fully covered if this thing blows into a full-fledged riot?

BT: No.

E: And by no, you mean awesome, right?