His dream wedding
[BT & E looking at the wedding checklist]
E: Wedding insurance? Do we have to get that?
E: [looks confused]
BT: We are required to get a policy to cover $1,000,000 worth of damage/liability for the wedding. It's on the to do list for this week. I've got to call the homeowner's insurance agent, and if they won't cover it, get a policy through one of the independent vendors.
E: So, what you are saying is, we are fully covered if this thing blows into a full-fledged riot?
E: And by no, you mean awesome, right?