I'm feeling pretty cool. The cops showed up at my impromptu post-bar 30th birthday party.
Never in my wildest dreams did I think this would be the person I'd become. Amused does not begin to describe the feeling.
Oh, and also, the bar sucks. But it's over. More on that shite later. For now, I'm home, still in shock at the idea of having a life again, and apparently, working my way towards being a private nuisance.